I didn’t expect this meme to be terribly interesting, but I ran a script to find the oldest files on my machine anyway. Beyond the fact that I have a huge number of files last modified between 1900 and 1903 or on 1 January 1970, I was surprised to discover that my oldest files whose modifications dates have been successfully preserved are photographs taken nine (!) years ago after I first tried cutting my own hair. For the record, I thought the haircut was very comfortable, but others felt the aesthetics left something to be desired.

Rob Shearer after a self-administered haircut
haircut mugshot haircut profile Rob's home office in 1999